You've probably seen it a million times, but let's make sure nobody forgets:

01) Being gay is not natural and we must reject unnatural things. Of course, with the exception of things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. And oral sex. Even though mouth are normally for something else, it should be accepted. As long as the partners are of opposite sex.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay. Saying that it is the same as if hanging around tall people would make one tall is not a good analogy.

03) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all. The fact that women are no more a property, blacks can marry whites and divorce is not illegal anymore are just tiny adjustments.

04) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. And that's serious. The sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

05) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because they would simply ingnore the difference that a dog does not have legal standing and cannot sign a marriage contract.

06) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. The fact that there are many religions in the world is not important.

07) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples should be banned from getting married and in fact, so should be infertile couples, and old people. Or anyone using contraception.

08) Gay parents will raise gay children. The fact that straight parents do not raise only straight children is a statistical deviation.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. A society should expressly forbid single parents to raise children, as well.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society and we could never adapt to new social norms. This time it would be so much more different from having adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.